Things That Make You Say Hmmm

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about;

~Can you cry under water?
~How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
~Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
~Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
~Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
~What disease did cured ham actually have?
~How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
~Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
~If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
~Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
~Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to l look at things on the ground?
~Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
~Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
~If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
~Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
~If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
~ Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
~Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
~If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
~If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
~Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
~Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
~Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

(I received this as a forward and I thought it was cute)